January 2011
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Dildopolis
Jokes on Community I didn’t catch for a good fifteen seconds.
“What did you do during the State Of The Union? I watched “Nude Nuns With Big...”
– Willie, you’re a champion (via agrajag9)
First official day of being a teacher tomorrow…do as I say, not as I do.
Ever since
Tumblr has been blocked from the school where I’m teaching and where I spend the largest portion of my day, it has been so much harder to get on.
:(
I’m gonna try!
Anonymous asked: Why is your blog so cutesy? I think you're hiding some serious rage underneath it.
Anonymous asked: Why is your blog so cutesy? I think you're hiding some serious rage underneath it.
Playboy's 25 Hottest Playmate of the Year Winners →
I think it is very interesting just how much more attractive and diverse the women are at the beginning of the list versus at the end. The list is in chronological order by decades.
I just really don’t find super bleached blondes with fake breasts all that appealing.
There's a lack of kissing in my life right now.
madisonprime:
It’s becoming a serious problem.
Only kissing me when you want to have sex is not okay.
I didn’t know people actually did this, but evidently they do. The other day I had to say “I’m just kissing you because I like to.” to clarify my intentions.
“Bride of blackula.”
– Owen
Cold
I keep sticking my leg out of the covers but can’t get out of bed because it is too cold. I need to stop sleeping naked during winter so that I have some protection when I finally venture out into the world.
“Women have abortions because they care about motherhood. I don’t think people...”
– Dr. Elizabeth Newall (via jasievangesen)
Via Text
Me: We totally peed off the roof
Willie: It was awesome!
Me: Yes it was
